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08.11.2007 13:58 -
what does a husband say when he sees his wife with the suitcase leaving him?
According to his religious, ideological, political, professional and mental preferences, what does a husband say when he sees his wife with the suitcase leaving him?
Atheist: I don"t believe you.
Budidhist: As long as you"re happy.
Catholic: It"s all my fault.
Jew: I"ll never forgive you!
Orthodox: Go to hell!
Agnostic: Why can"t you have both of us?
Muslim: One wife more or less..
Melancholic: I"ll kill myself..
Choleric: I"ll kill you!
Apatethic: Alright...
Pessimist: I knew it!
Optimist: Keep the key - just in case.
Realist: That"s my suitcase.
Unrealist: When will you be back?
Rationalist: You have no arguments.
Sceptic: Are you sure?
Romantic: But I love you..
Philosopher: Why today?
Lawyer: This is going to cost you.
Banker: This is going to cost me.
Yuppie: How much does he make?
Liberal: If he is better, then ok..
Communist: I"m obliged to share you.
Green partisan: Take the bike.
Clerical: You have sinned.
Social-democrat: I respect your decision.
Slovenian: Tell me he"s not a Croat!
Croat: Tell me he"s not a Slovenian!
Albanian: Tell me he"s not a Serb!
Serb: Tell me he"s one of ours!
p.s. по късно ще го преведа, ако има нужда :)
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